Category Archives: Hot Mess

Forget Mom On Valentine’s Day?!

Did you buy the tramp your sleeping with a pile of Valentine’s Day gifts? Did you get her chocolate and flowers, a playfully sexy card and perhaps a thoughtful gift? Did you plan out a romantic evening with dinner and … Continue reading

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Elevator Etiquette: Get The F#&% Outta The Way

We recently switched offices, which is great for a plethora of unimportant reasons. One of the few unfortunates of this move, however, is that we are now in a building with an elevator. The elevator itself isn’t a big deal … Continue reading

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Restaurant Social Skills

A lot of people who go out to business meeting at restaurant do not know how to be social. They are incredibly rude to the service staff and don’t think that there is anything wrong with this. When you’re out … Continue reading

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If You Have A Nail Clipper While Riding The Subway, You’re Doing Something Wrong

A lot of horrible things happen on subways across the globe. The platforms are often overheated, the waits are infuriating, and the overcrowding gives every perv and lonely teenager an excuse to get just a little-too-close. But of all the subways … Continue reading

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Dear K-Stew, Learn To Speak

Dear Kristen Stewart, You’ve done well with your Twilight movies. You’re always a winner on teen award shows. But unfortunately for you there are no more Twilight movies left to make and you’re going to have to move outside of … Continue reading

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Getting Jilted? Is it Monday or Friday?

So there’s this deli around the block from my house. My friend Cat is like, oh, this deli, they’re five stars, it’s soooo good, their pastrami is from Katz’s, yadayadayada. So I go there after work yesterday, hungry. They’re out … Continue reading

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Dear Charlie Sheen, I Think They Call It “Losing”

Dear Charlie Sheen, Look, I know everyone has been on your case for months now about your drug habits, your loss of your job, and your odd outbursts . Personally, I can give you nothing but kudos for that “children … Continue reading

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Dear Lindsay Lohan, What Are You Doing?

Lindsay, If you type your name in Google you will notice the first suggestions that pop up are “Lindsay Lohan rehab” or “Lindsay Lohan dead.” That’s not good. People can’t seem to tell the difference between a dead person and … Continue reading

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