Category Archives: Awkward

No Kissing

I’m no expert on “hooking up”, to look at me would make this statement completely redundant. That said I have been hammered and danced poorly in enough bars late at night to know when the right time to make a … Continue reading

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Rush Limbaugh Devours Foot, Hates Women

Last week Rush Limbaugh put his foot squarely into his mouth. Usually when Rush does this he chews on his foot and swallows it, washes it down with a 3 liter bottle of Pepsi, and grows back another foot and … Continue reading

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Dear Angelina Jolie, You’re On Your Last Legs

Dear Angelina Jolie, I’m really rooting for you here. You are a very talented actress. You have already won an Academy Award for Actress In A Supporting Role. You have also done your share of independent movies (a la A … Continue reading

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Forget Mom On Valentine’s Day?!

Did you buy the tramp your sleeping with a pile of Valentine’s Day gifts? Did you get her chocolate and flowers, a playfully sexy card and perhaps a thoughtful gift? Did you plan out a romantic evening with dinner and … Continue reading

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That Awkward Subway Staring Contest

There is only one way to deal with a crowded subway: look around and act like you don’t notice the gazillion other people grinding up in your business. However, one of the worst things you can do is be a … Continue reading

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Bathroom Business

Going to the bathroom in the office is something no one wants to talk to about. Recently the company I work for switched offices and here the bathrooms have a key. Oh, there are other perpetually unlocked bathrooms as well, … Continue reading

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It’s a Concert, You’re Allowed to Dance and Rock Out

Maybe I don’t seem to understand the purpose behind concerts, but I’ve been under the impression it’s to enjoy a live performance and be given the opportunity to dance and rock the hell out like a crazy person without feeling … Continue reading

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Elevator Etiquette: Get The F#&% Outta The Way

We recently switched offices, which is great for a plethora of unimportant reasons. One of the few unfortunates of this move, however, is that we are now in a building with an elevator. The elevator itself isn’t a big deal … Continue reading

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There Is A Difference Between Polite And Faux Politeness

I overheard someone complaining about their food. My friend and I get lunch at this little takeout Chinese food place. It’s pretty good and we attend there fairly regularly. This one woman gets her food, proceeds to sit down, pick … Continue reading

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Your Twitter Social Skills?

A few weeks ago a friend of mine after spending a solid decade of his adult life working towards it got himself a television show. The show seems to be a hit and as a result his Twitter account once … Continue reading

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